SEO by Subu:
Where Algorithms Meet Anxiety

(Almost) daily comic strips about surviving Google updates, client chaos, and SEO disasters. Hire the human who’s been fixing these problems since 2012.

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Spider-Man Multiverse

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(In the Marvel Universe Too)

When the Avengers needed to find Spider-Man, they did what anyone does: Googled ‘friendly neighborhood spider person near me.’

Guess who ranked #1? Peter Parker.
Guess who optimized his website? Subu.

Local SEO for Queens, schema markup for ‘wall-crawling services,’ and a blog titled ‘Is My Spider Sense Just Anxiety?’ Pure SEO gold.

Tony Stark’s exact words: ‘Kid’s got a better sitemap than Stark Industries.’

Down here in the real world, Subu (the human) helps businesses rank without superpowers. Just technical SEO, content strategy, and an unhealthy amount of coffee.

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Wait, a Blog? On an SEO Website?

Yeah, we practice what we preach. Shocking, right? Here’s proof we actually know SEO.

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FAQs (The Questions Google Can't Answer)

✍️ "Your content sucks. Can I fix it?"

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I write better long-form and short-form than most humans (AI included). My articles have been cited on Forbes and other major sites. TOFU awareness posts that convert. MOFU guides that rank. No generic ChatGPT slop, actual business results through words that Google actually likes.

📊 "SEO + actual business growth?"

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Tier 1 MBA (India). I get business, not just rankings. Traffic to leads to revenue. I don't just chase vanity metrics. Your marketing funnel gets the full strategy treatment.

⏳ "SEO since when exactly?"

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2012. Survived Penguin, Hummingbird, Mobilegeddon, RankBrain, BERT, Helpful Content, Core Web Vitals, and Google's 2024 AI apocalypse. Part-time until early 2018, full-time ever since. I've watched keyword stuffing die, E-E-A-T rise, and mobile-first indexing break my spirit. Your algorithm panic? Been there.

🌍 "India-based but global websites?"

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Delhi timezone (IST), working US (EST/PST), UAE/GCC (+4), Oman timezones. UAE real estate → US education → Indian gaming → enterprise media. WordPress, Shopify, Webflow, Wix, React/Next.js, headless CMS, send the URL. I'll make it rank.

🎥 "YouTube SEO too?"

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Video titles, descriptions, chapters, end screens. I optimize YouTube channels to rank in Google search and drive traffic back to your website. Thumbnails that click, scripts that convert.

📍 "Local SEO domination?"

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Google My Business mastery, citation cleanup, local schema. Map pack domination starts with fixing your 47 broken NAP citations. Your "quick local win" is my Tuesday afternoon.

⚙️ "Technical SEO on ANY platform?"

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WordPress, Shopify, Webflow, Wix, React/Next.js, headless CMS, custom HTML. I read your robots.txt like bedtime stories. Schema, Core Web Vitals, hreflang, PHP, JS, static HTML, no-code. I can read the code, fix what's broken, rank it.

🚀 "Custom sites that actually load fast?"

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GeneratePress, Next.js, or vanilla HTML. I understand code enough to optimize without breaking it. Sub-1s loads, rich snippets, and rankings that make your competitors cry.

🤖 "Generative AI + LLM SEO?"

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I optimize for AI Overviews and Google's new reality. LLM-friendly content structure, semantic schema, entity-based TOFU/MOFU funnels. Your site won't just rank, it'll get featured in AI search summaries before humans even scroll.

🧺 "Ecommerce SEO (Shopify, aggregators)?"

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Shopify stores → custom aggregators. Few pages to thousands of pages. Product schema, faceted navigation, category silos, infinite scroll pagination. From 5 SKUs to 50K+ listings, your cart abandonment ends here.